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Location: Linn County, Oregon
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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops Off at a brothel outside of Reno, Nevada.
He walks up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
I want your ugliest woman and a burnt pork chop!!
The Madam is astonished.......
'But sir, for that kind of money you Could have one of my finest ladies And a lovely three-course meal.
The trucker replies, 'I'm not horny . . . . I'm homesick.
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-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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