and you thought your dog was RETARDED!
i present to you THE KING OF RETARDS: mr. SNUGGLES.
my buddy owned a weiner dog eating(i kid you not) wolf hybrid. one day said wolf splits and IMPREGNATES an AKC german weimereiner with bloodlines down yer arm and leg.
my buddy is threatened with a LAWSUIT(statutory dawgie rape) and is presented upon gestation (9) puppies. my older son happens to be there and is conned into taking one. it ends up at my house due to a host of reasons. i become his surrogate father. i am a labrador person. and this freeking RETARD has now become one of the family and sleeps on his pillow in my bedroom now despite doing everything on the planet to PISS ME OFF TO NO END including pissing on my very nice and spendy FUCHS wheels!