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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,479
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Car and Driver magazine will heap pant-loads of praise on anything with the Roundel, we can expect this kind of drivel in the years to come:
Feb, 2013: "FWD is finally ready for prime time. BMW has solved the problem of torque-steer with the patented BMW Torque-steer fluid dynamic electromagnetic dampasonic. This new 2 series Bimmer is the car we have been waiting for since the first VW Rabbit GTI, lo those many years ago. Even with points taken away for the flimsy cup-holder, no other car in this month's fabulous front wheeler shootout even comes close."
August, 2018. "With 5 years of experience behind it's corporate belt, BMW has finally exorcised the demons of the ill-fated 2013 2 series disaster. With the new patented BMW Drive Dynamic Torque-Steer reducifier, in addition to the 20 inch front wheels (16 inchers in the rear) this is one FWD sportster that can handle the truth. We rate it first in class among this months shootout of Frisky Front's. Imagine what this car would be like if it had a decent cup-holder!"
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