[Schumi]

Originally Posted by rkdinokc

my nephew was detailing his car on a saturday afternoon. He stopped to fix and eat dinner. His dinner was interrupted by a call from the police. They had found his car across town, wrecked in a ditch, and with a dead thief in it. The thief had stopped before his fatal accident for, gas, beer, and a playboy magazine according to the receipt and items found in the car. The call came only 20 minutes after my nephew had gone in the house to eat dinner and mistakenly left the car sitting with the keys in it and the radio blaring.

holy *#$%&!