Oh come on John! You need to drink the Faux News-supplied cool-aid, and get on all the party-of-hate spam mail lists so you can satisfy your paranoid delusions and think like our "oracle." Then you can fixate on all the dreadful unintended consequences of the fairy tales becoming true. Finally, spend most of your time on PARF, "forget" where to post political BS threads (or rudely tee them up here and let the mods move them eventually), and spend hours of every day working on your bomb shelter/zombie bunker.
Either that, or you could be working on the engine swap for your vanagon and posting pics for us to see and marvel at. BTW, how's it coming along?