[cstreit]

A woman asks her husband at breakfast-time: "Would you like some bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast, some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something: "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything: "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "....Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"