.......or grazed them? i went to a dinner party on sat. the lady is a foodie, big time. she is always looking for wild game to cook and eat. she offered to pay for a pig hunt once..for me. her husband is cool. anyways, i have a friend that is the angel of death towards wild hogs. he gave me a upper hind quarter and some random packages to give to the woman. cool.
show up at her home, and she sees the packages wrapped and labeled "wild boar"..she takes them happily, and holds them close. one smaller package starts to slip on the larger package..she says, "help!"..i simply react, and grab for the ...full on open palm miss on the package..i basically high fived her boob. the escaping package gets caught by her upper arm.
i act like nothing happened, as does she.. i still laugh about it now. my wife saw nothing..
i would make a crappy ninja with my hand/eye coordination.
