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Back when I got married I had a piper lead us down the aisle. We were married outdoors in a park. The piper lead us to the gazebo, the preacher did his thing up to the "I now pronounce you..." part and then the piper played Amazing Grace. I insisted on this 'cause I don't expect I will hear it at my funeral. Then we said "I do" and the kiss then the piper broke loose with something that'd make a one-legged man dance and away we went.
The piper was the only really great thing about my wedding... that and we used Fleetwood Mac's bus as a "dressing room." Just wish I'd have married someone "sane."