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A woman has a large boil in her nether region, so she looks in the Yellow Pages and finds a listing for a “Boil Biter(?)” She calls the guy up and gives him her address.
When he arrives, he finds this huge, obese woman in her bed. The woman is so overweight that she is unable to get out of bed and bathe. He asks where the boil is and she tells him. He pulls back the sheet and climbs up on the bed. He forces her huge, greasy legs apart and spots the large, yellow, puss filled boil in the area between her ( this and that ).
He tells her, “Now this may hurt a little,” and as he lowers his face and parts his teeth to bite the large yellow abscess, the fat woman passes a huge amount of gas.
He looks up from between her rolls of fat thighs and says, “What the hell you tryin' to do lady …make me sick?”
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