[Dixie]

Perhaps this testimonial will help....

Eons ago I came dang near being arrested for hit-and-run. What made the issue suck was I didn't do it. Long after the hit-and-run occurred the police showed up at my door. I was accosted, cuffed, read my rights, and hustled into the back of a cruiser. Yes, i was was on my way to jail even though I had done nothing wrong.

Finally the officers stated *where* and *when* the incident occurred. At that point I realized I knew who was at fault. My girlfriend.. She had borrowed my car, and while backing out of a parking spot, side-swiped the car next to her.

With great sympathy and very politely the officers talked with her. She admitted that she had hit the car. With this knowledge, The officers comforted her, drove her over to the other people's house, and explained to them that they should be sympathetic, show mercy, and work out a solution. A solution that involved me paying for the damages.

The moral of the story is this: If you're a pretty girl, you can get away with darn near anything.