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Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO
so your sitting in your lazy boy chair eating the orange food groups, a few ding dongs, yer fave beverage, watching 3's COMPANY and you feel safe protected by (2) bad ass shepherds and a wife with a black belt(classic- my kung fu is stronger than your kung fu) and you feel safe................WOW! thats a security system that just cant be beat. you probably wear HAI KARATE aftershave also. so let me vizualize this.................bad guys come in your house, shoot your (2) dogs, and the next thing you do being the finely tuned trained canuck killer is yell -" STOP MY WIFEY HAS A BLACK BELT!"
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But, but, but...that scenario would NEVER happen in Vancouver. It's impossible as there is NO VIOLENT CRIME nor even CRIMINALS there! Don't you get it?