[Normy]

Yeah...well....I got laid IN my 928 the first night I owned the car.

[My back hurt the next day...]

Listen, it isn't the car that gets you laid. It is YOU. I'm not some stud or anything like that, but I was a model when I was kid and even did some work as an adult. But the best way to earn a trip to the "wound that never heals" is to simply make a girl laugh. Entertain her a little bit, and you're there dude! You can show up in a chevette for all that broad cares- if you make her laugh you're in. Figuratively and realistically!

N!