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Originally Posted by legion
In my mind, if Nancy Pelosi approached me at a bar, my short, round travelling companion would suddenly yell: "Chris, cover your junk! Cover your junk!"
And Nancy would look into my eyes, underneath the skull hat she likes to wear when she's out, and start chanting: "Kali-ma! Kali-ma!" as she reached for my junk.
But I'd have an ace in the hole. I'd kick her in the nuts.
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it wouldn't sound quite right because she would have her teeth out already