[peppy]

A man is walking in the park and comes upon a man hugging a tree. He stops and asks the man what he is doing. The man responds the tree is singing to him and that if he hugs the tree with his ear up to it he will hear the tree singing.

So the man wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear to the bark. Meanwhile the man handcuffs him to the tree, strips him and steals his wallet and car keys.

A bit later another man comes along and finds him. He asks what happened and the man tells the story of how he was robbed. The man kisses him on the ear and tells him I guess this ain't your day cupcake.