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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile said: "and do you men know Jesus Christ?" They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down 'why'? The worker yelled back, "Cos his wife's here with his lunch"
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A happy drunk happens by a river baptism. The preacher spots the drunk and calls him over. "Would you like to be saved?" asks the preacher. "Sssure..." stumbles the drunk. He walks over to the preacher in waist deep water and is immediately dunked. "Have you found Jesus!?" yells the preacher. The drunk shakes his head. Once more he is violently submerged. "Now tell me...have you found Jesus?!?" repeats the preacher. Once again, the drunk shakes his head. Again, the preacher dunks the drunk and holds him under for a good amount of time. He brings him up and yells once more..."NOW TELL ME...HAVE YOU FOUND JEE-SUS??".
The drunk, gasping for air, looks at the preacher and sputters "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"