LOL, I helped build a set of wheels once for Eric Heiden (the former Olympic speed skater).
He was a moose and could taco a normal rear wheel without getting off the seat.
We ended up building him a rear wheel with 72 spokes (no that's not a typo) with 2mm SS double butted spokes, a 4 cross pattern, and a campy wide flange touring hub.
He complained that it was a bit spongy and flexed, but he never broke it
