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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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LOOK OUT GUYS.
A woman & her boyfriend are having a few drinks. She starts talking about this really great new drink and wants to order it for him. He gives in. The bartender puts a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, & a shot of lime juice on the bar. She explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys & hold it in your mouth, & finally you drink the lime juice." He goes along to please her. He puts the salt on his tongue-salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys-smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks, "This is OK." Finally he picks up the lime juice & drinks it. In 1 sec the sharp lime taste hits. At 2 secs the Baileys curdles. At 3 secs the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. At 4 secs it feels as if his mouth is full of nasty salty snot. When he finally chokes it down he says yuck what do u call that drink?
She smiles widely and says "Blow Job Revenge"
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