[mattdavis11]

Two guys, Bobby and Jimbo, just got laid off at the panty hose factory in town and have interviews set up back to back, at another plant down the road.

Jimbo goes in for his interview while Bobby waits in the truck.

The interviewer asks him what he did at the plant in town.

"I thoughed the crotthes in panny hoeth."

After determining where he could be of use, they hired him to work in the janitorial department. They offered him full time @ $7.25 per hour.

Elated, Jimbo says, "I see ya fird fing monnay mornin, 8 AM!".

He walks out to the truck and tells Bobby the good news. Bobby feeling pretty good about his chances walks in. The interviewer asks him what he did at the plant down the road.

"I was a diesel fitter."

Perplexed, they didn't know why he might be looking for a job there, but did have an opening in the maintenance crew making $14.25, an hour, full time with benefits.

Bobby replies, "I see ya fird fing monnay mornin, 8 AM!", then heads out to the truck. The two discuss the hiring and ask,

"What dey paying you?"

Jimbo is pissed, he barges back into the interviewers office and demanded,

"How come you payin me seden wennie phi an hour and you payin Bobby foateen wenny phi, pruss ensuance?"

The interviewer replies that Bobby was more qualified, he had held a more prestigious position, which was a bit more technical than sewing crotches in panty hose.

Jimbo is irate and replies, "What?!?!? I doughn thine you unnerstand what we did".

The interviewer ask, "Well what did you and Bobby do, and why is this so troubling?"

Jimbo says, "I'm upset bacause you offed Bobby more dan me, it aint wight, I hath more sperience!"

Please explain, Jimbo, was the response.

I'll tell ya dith, dith is what we did, I thoughed the crotthes in da panny hoeth, an he thuck them over hith head and thed,

"Diesel fitter!"