[911Rob]

Stupid.

Reminds me of a teacher that called me about my son once; he was going on and on about a trivial little thing involving a squirt gun. After a few minutes of his ramble I interupted him and said, "Can I ask you a question?" He said, "yes", of which I replied, "Do you have any children of your own?" I knew the answer, he replied, "no". I said, "I'll deal with it, good-bye."

That notice takes the cake, makes me really appreciate how my kids turned out.