[Gogar]

If they wanted it to be more accurate the guy would be in his mid-40's and balding.

He would be wearing L.L. Bean Allagash Cargo pants, and some Timberland hyper-trail mids.

He would have a cell-phone clipped to his belt, with the obligatory Bluetooth earpiece relentlessly at the ear.

Opposite the phone, his meager frame would be supporting an open-carried sidearm, most likely .45ACP, "because there's no.46."

He would just have arrived from his home in the suburbs,

and he would have significantly elevated blood-pressure from just being cut off by 'some racer douchebag in a WRX."

Upon realizing he was being filmed, he would suggest some alternate camera angles, after mentioning he once worked best-boy on a season of "Wings."