OK; How about
this one? Why did it seem to elicit such low interest? Admittedly it is a 2.0 (Lots of unique parts, low torque) and it didn't have any women of ill repute hung on it like a dead moose, but it is a pretty clean S that sounds like it is reasonable condition. It would certainly make a hoot of a driver or track car, and a fairly inexpensive ticket into the world of the S-car. Why did it get such luke warm bidding?