I was steering on my Dads lap and was driving his car by 10 with him in the passenger seat. I swear I was the DD.

Anyways, by 12 I would take the car (without permission) to do my paper-route when the weather was bad. I would push it in and out of the garage to not wake anyone. He only had to pick me up once from the cop-shop at 4am. All the other times no one knew about.
Then when I was 15 no adult in the car I got stopped with my learners permit for 'racing' which I wasn't I was flirting with a couple of girls and I get an exibition ticket. Oh well, that's the past.
The 80's were the last of 'getting away' with stuff... The 90's and on it went WAY down hill....