[DARISC]

Ducky Sansabelt, who's petite blondeness and languid sexuality never failed to attract men like flies, some of them open, endured her curse with a certain cocquetishness, a cocquetishness that didn't fail to attract two passers by who stopped to introduce themselves as Plinth and Trebon, two sadly hapless passers, for, as it turned out that Ducky Sansabelt was the cousin of one Fernwad, who, upon seeing Plinth and Trebon approach her, was propelled into a fit of rage that these two ingrates were confronting his cousin/lover, a matter which became much more complicated that afternoon and developed into a full blown mele in that dimly lit neon-less bazaar when the swarthy Fez O'Fez, Ducky's secret lover, bolted jealously from his stall and jumping into the fray, caused Fernwad to step on his untied shoelace and fall on the flagstone, fracturing his elbow.