[Zeke]

With that bridge and island all you need is a swim up blackjack table.

I have never seen the wisdom of buying any vacation property unless you:
(a) plan on renting it out 50 weekends a year, or
(b) plan on spending 50 weekends a year there.

For that 100K plus fixin' up/upkeep/insurance/condo fees, I could stay at the Ritz 50 weekends a year.