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Great Medical Advice!



Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home
drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth
but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he passes out."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch
me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"