Way back when I was young and foolish (and flush) I went into an upscale restaurant with a new young honey. Just so happened my ex-wife was dating a guy who was waiting tables there. He refused to wait on me so they sent out another waitress. She was very nice and attentive. Our tab ended up being $40. I left a c-note and told her to keep the change. Just to chap his azz
So...what prompted this poll?