Duh, I'd pick the skipper from Gilligan's island so he could build a radio out of coconuts and maggiver so he could fix the boat with a paper clip and a rubber band.
My Howell would be my third pick, he wouldn't be any competition with the lady and I could talk him out of all his money in exchange for the boat ride home.
The actress? Kelly LeBrock from weird science
(the way she was back then, now now. She's swelled up big time.