Here's my beater. Yes..I drive this to work instead of the British, German, or Italian cars in the garages.
Notice the chicken wire grill, Harbor Freight turn signals, and fence latch as the hood latch.
...oh and yeah, that's not paint....it's covered in PVC rubberized undercoating.
It's kind of a running joke with pilots.....see who can get the crappiest airport car.
This one just won't die, though....