[dhoward]

It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.

It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.