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Originally posted by Kurt B
First off, I've fed Exed some tissues to those of you who are crying all over your keyboards.
Look. You guys act like I go 60 mph in the left lane, blocking traffic. Like there are minivans on my ass trying to get by.
No folks. I'm talking 85mph (see note) on an open road taking the 210 east at 11pm at night.
There are no Minivans...or Ranger Ricks [above] with his family in his car (who wants to kick my @ss on the side of the road) tryin to get by me.
I'm talking Ricers. Not a minivan full of 'tards and salivating morons in wheelchairs stacked up behind me as I go 45 mph; trying to inch by me in the right lane, waving and being polite as I lower the ax and smoke em, changing lanes suddenly and sending the minivan full of 'tards straight to the lap of God.
No.
No.
Note: This is a randomly generated integer value. It is not a confession of any kind as I have never travelled "85MPH" on any US highway.
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Hey Kurt B, whats this about 'tards and salivating morons in wheelchairs?? Do you think this is funny?