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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign:
cheese sandwich $3.50
chicken sandwich $4.50
handjob $5.00
He pulls out his wallet, looks in it and asks the cute bartender "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Sure am!" she says and smiles demurely.
He replies "Well then wash your friggen' hands and make me a cheese sandwich!"
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"Prayer isn't a parachute. It's a compass. It doesn't save you from the storm. It guides you through it." - Bear Grylls
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