[Bill Douglas]

A friend buys new gadgets and he acts like he has just invented it. Good God Man, you just went out and bought it - relax. I don't quite say this to him but I should, I just act disinterested hoping he will get bored and start talking about other things. Actually I can't stand them because when I was a computer tech every noddy at work would buy one of these things then get me to set it up for them then they thought they were so smart because you press this button right here and it transfers all your scheduled meetings from the PC to the gadget - wow how amazing I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.