[M.D. Holloway]

Top Ten Country Western Songs.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But
Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With
an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll
Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's
Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight
'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You
It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best
Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the
Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with
Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western
song is...


1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips
At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day