[sammyg2]

A man came home from work and his wife tells him she wants breat augmentation surgery. he smiles and says, how much does that cost?
She said about $10,000.
He stops smiling and tells her they can't afford that.
She shows an obvious look of disappointment when he says he has an idea.

"every night before you go to bed, take a big wad of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your breasts".
She asks, " will that make my breats bigger?"

He says "I don't see why not, it sure worked on your butt!"