Thread: Friday Joke
View Single Post
GH85Carrera GH85Carrera is online now
Get off my lawn!
 
GH85Carrera's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 86,131
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 View Post
Top Ten Country Western Songs.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But
Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With
an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll
Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's
Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight
'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You
It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best
Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the
Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with
Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western
song is...


1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips
At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day


My favorite country song title:

I got tears in my ears from laying on my back
crying over you!
__________________
Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
Old 06-25-2010, 06:26 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #19 (permalink)