[Craig]

Superman is bored one day, no crime to fight or anything else going on.
So decides to fly over to Batman's place and see if he wants to hang out for awhile.
Batman isn't home, so decides to go over to the Green Hornet's place.

Green Hornet isn't home, so he decides to go over to the Flash's house.
On his way over, he flies right over Wonder Woman's house. He sees her lying out in the sun, sunbathing, in the nude! Her legs were spread wide, and her eyes were closed, just soaking in the rays.

He stops in middair, thinking to himself, 'Boy, I've always to boink that Wonder Woman, now is my chance. If fly down and boink her at supersonic speed, she will never know the difference.'

So he flies down, boinks her and flies off, all in the blink of an eye!

Wonder Woman kind of rouses herself and says, 'What was that???'

The Invisibile Man says 'I don't know, but my butt sure hurts'