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Originally Posted by scottmandue
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Nope, President Bush knew how many states were in the Union and didn't attract flies..
The Bitter Truth!
A man is watching a game of golf on TV.
But he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game", he says to his wife.
"For Heaven's sake, watch them," his wife says.
"You already know how to play golf!"