[teenerted1]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

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> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

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> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

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> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,that you should know five things:

> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

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> "Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

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> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."