Funny stuff and I agree 100%. I do get my haircut buy a very HOT lady that also does "men's hairstyles" While she was trimming my grey beard she mentioned that is the biggest pile of grey hair ever on her floor. She has some metro-sexual men clients that have their hair trimmed once a week.
She then said that I am the opposite of a metro-sexual. I said THANK YOU!
At work I wear shorts all summer and Jeans in the winter. I refuse to wear a tie.