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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,
"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, “Better think it over... .........women like that are hard to find.."










Gosh,
I'm rich!





Silver
In the Hair





Gold
In the Teeth





Stones
In the Kidneys

Sugar
In the Blood.

Lead
In the Ass




Iron
In the Arteries

And
An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.



I
Never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.