[RWebb]

I was with a group of 30 people in a backwoods, meth-encrusted Oregon hideaway when a census worker drove up a few weeks ago. ALL of us were practicing with large swords and wearing black pants & red T-shirts.

It did not faze the woman at all - she just asked about the nearby house.

Then I noticed the Oregon Country Fair stickers on her car - I guess she'd already seen everything.