[Racerbvd]

A Cajun walks into a bar with a large
pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside."

"Then the gator will close his
Mouth for one minute."

"Then he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit unharmed.
In return for witnessing this
Amazing Spectacle,
Each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
The man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
Alligator hard on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd roared
their approval,
And the first of his free
drinks were delivered.

After a few drinks
the man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay $100 to anyone who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly
Spoke up...
"I'll try it -
If you promise not to hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!"