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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,832
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An irish man named francis is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.
He turns the corner and sees a tree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it.he realizes there's another directly in his path.
He discovers his drive home is causing
him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears a police siren
and stops his car.
The officer approaches his car and asks him what on earth is he doing.
Francis starts to tell the story of the trees on the road.
The officer stops him in mid- sentence and says...
"fer chrise sakes,francis...
That's yer air freshener !"
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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