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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,977
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Subject: World Survey problem
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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
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"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the *world?"
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*The survey was a massive failure because of the following: *
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1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
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2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
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3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
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4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
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5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
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6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
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7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.*
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