Would love to hang with you and offer you a ride in the 928 my friend.
Army bayonet training was very basic, just a handful of moves. But if you actually practiced those moves until you could do them fluidly and automatically, they were also extremely lethal.
Butt stroke, slash, thrust (or any combination thereof) is an extremely devastating sequence if it's done with enthusiasm and skill. Replace the rifle with a spear, and it's even more viscous.