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there are (3) men missing from utah now for 2 weeks IN THE DREADED SUPERSTITION MOUNTAINS! the search has been called off. fixed wing and rotary assets called off. horseyback riders called back.
i think EL OSO NEGRO GOT 'EM!
come on out to ARIZONA ANYTIME! especially NOW THIS TIME OF YEAR!
i will personally GUIDE YOU and POINT YOU IN THE EXACT DIRECTION of THE LOST DUTCHMAN MINE!
my fee is a lowly measly $10,000 BEFORE I POINT MY FINGER IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION!
payable in small unmarked non sequential numbered bills.
BEAR and MTN. KITTY autographed by ME pistol/rifle rounds will be included in this remarkable once in a(yuck yuck) LIFETIME WILDLAND ADVENTURE!
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if there are TROUT..........there are BEARS!
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