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wow bears with scuba. stealth bear climbs on boat smelling salmon,crazy azzed molson fueled canucks beat him off with hammers,gaffs,screwdrivers.
me...............well i would have been a nice guy,offered mr. OSO NEGRO a molson and while he wasnt looking .......................jumped off the boat.
instead of shotgunning the HELL out of mr OSO NEGRO and blowing holes thru my hull and watching my boat sink.
or another fractured fairy tale...............i would have SPEARED mr OSO NEGRO with my triple band super duper SPEAR GUN FROM HELL and then jumped off the boat swimming like a MOFO!
or i would have used my HK 26.5mm flare gun and lit him up like a xmas tree and watch my boat burst into a fire ball and then watch my boat sink.
ya always gots to be thinkin of "PLAN Z!"
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