[Bill Douglas]

There is a little old lady in Florida who carrys a .38 in her handbag. One day she was coming out of the supermarket and was about ready to load her bags into her car when she found four guys in it, and obviously trying to steal it, so she whiped out the .38 and said "Get out or I'll blow your heads off!" The guys go out and ran for their lives as you would expect. Well the old lady got in the car and found her keys didn't fit, then realised it was actually the wrong car and probably belonged to the guys she had just chased off. She thought she better report the situation so she drove down to the local Police station and reported it to the amazed officer who had just taken a report of an attempted car thieft, by a grey haired little old lady armed with a handgun, from four very frazzled looking guys.