[Stuart993]

I bought a new Mercedes C300 and when parking it at work I position it over 2 parking spaces. Please note, I park the car way over in the corner, there's no cars within 30 feet, so I'm not taking up anyones space.
Yesterday I found a note on the windscreen, it reads:

Dear Mercedes
It is not my intention to pry, however I have noticed that your inability to park between the lines is sub par at best. You seem to be new around here so I assume that you're not just another pretensions snob that feets the nedd to disassociate oneself from those of the common class. I don't know how things are done in Germany, but in the good ol' USA we believe in things like equality and fairness. I don't believe your actions fall in to either categories. That brings me to charity, another great American trait. I fear that you may have misconstrued this particular trait...you see, charity is something that is given not taken. If there are physical reasons for this behavior I wouls suggest seeking professional help ASAP. In the meantime, stay between the lines.
Regards
American Made

What would you suggest is my path forward?
Thanks in advance.