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Originally Posted by enzo1

my friend bought a brand new "american" Ford, parks it to go into tag agent, i'm sitting in passenger side. Car pulls up .... big 300lb woman of color pulls up... WACK puts big car dent in side,

At the same time? Did the WACK come from the car or the 300 lb woman of color? Jus' kiddin' bro.

I get out WTF! She flips me off,

C’mon enzo. I bet you said “WTF woman of color!” (that’ll usually piss them off right from the git go). And you actually got out of the car?! Whoa, you’re one brave man!

goes in.... buddy comes out, tell & show him, I'm pretty sure she didn't like the results

Did he put a big car dent in her car? Cool! Too bad your friend isn’t brave like you; it would have been a hoot to wait and confront that woman of color two on one and flip her off in unison, HA HA HA!

.... some people don't give a damn,

Hey! 300 lb woman of color – are you really all that shocked?

if people cared you wouldn't need to park like that,

Even if they did, there’ll always be those women of color in a parking lot somewhere (the 300 pounders are the scariest – and there are a LOT of them).

I'd park it at end of parking lot until I found out who left you the note.... they'll probably make themselves known to someone by BRAGGING .... He's a chicken *****
Like your friend?

or he'd left his name or talked to you in person

Yeah. That 300 lb woman of color is probably laughing her fat ass off bragging to her friends of color ‘bout how she pulled up next to a skinny little white dude who was glaring at her so she WACKED the shiny white-trash car a good one. If I were you I’d watch my back though – she’s probably lookin’ for you.

Damn shame to be sure. If it’d been a 300 lb white woman, chances are there’d have been no incident.

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